Genesis of the darkness

In the beginning there was a man from Texas (except he was really from Maine.).
And he looked upon the rest of the country (including Maine).
And he saw a country without form and little void.
And the void that was there were mostly bad piercing jobs in San Francisco.
And he saw those voids as holes. Voids which he did not understand.
And like most things he did not understand, he called them “darkness.”
And he saw the darkness as evil.

But in the darkness, he felt the Spirit of God upon his body.
And it was actually the spirit of spirits upon his body.
And he doused his tongue with the spirits regularly.
And they made his tongue silly. But he could feel the spirits.
And under the power of spirits he thought he flew with the birds when he did not.
And he thought he understood what he did not.
And those same flightly spirits, said he should give them up for the Spirit of God.
And he did.
And he thought it was good.

And he said he could feel the spirit of God within him.
And the spirit of God told him to be President.
And he was President.
And not because most of the voters thought he should be,
But because, five people robed in darkness said he should be.

And when he was President, he looked upon the face of the world and said, “I am the light.”
“And the spirit of God moves within me.”
And the spirit made his tongue silly. But he could feel the spirit.
And he said, “Let there be War!”
And there was War.

And the people began dying in the shadows and the face of the light.
And even as their sons and daughters died, they said, “You are the light.”
And they thought the light was good.
But their sons and daughters descended into darkness.

And they voted for the void.