In defense of marriage

My friends Mary Kay and Ian celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary yesterday. The first year can be quite the milestone. Course, they only spent like two weeks together before Ian got shipped off to Iraq. He’s not back yet. So to say the celebrated their anniversary might be a bit misleading. The milestone passed. They still haven’t been on a honeymoon yet. But from a statistical point of view, I guess they are bucking the trend. I mean they made it through a whole year. Brittany couldn’t even make it a weekend. Maybe Brittany had too much marital stress way too quick. Fortunately, GW has a plan to deal with these pressing issues. (So he says.) I read in the paper today that his $1.5 billion plan was to set up support groups to help people handle marital conflicts and strife. I wonder if that would include funding to rejoin couples other line items in his budget separated? Probably not.

Vote Democratic!

Yesterday's Blog

Some of you who read yesterday's blog may think I was a little harsh. Yes. It was intense because I was trying to capture the feeling that a good deal of my freinds and a few of my co-workers felt when George Bush got up there and smirked out that crap to the nation. Those words I used are not words that would normally pass my lips. So, forgive me anyone that I did not wish to offend other than the President.

Here is the politically correct version:

"Vote Democratic."
Vote Democratic until the Republicans get a clue.
Vote Democratic to protect the few.
Vote Democratic, cause a current president is full of pooh.


(Yeah, I was feeling real intellectual when I wrote that one. But I had been thinking about a Bush speech, and my head was full of shit.)

George W. Bush for Honorary Faggot.

Okay, I've been musing over this how define marriage thing that GW came up with in the State of the Union. GW does a lot of stuff to piss me off. Turning a budget surplus into the largest budget deficit ever, ignoring the environment, and screwing around with a nuclear nut case power that just wants food and assurances that it won’t be attacked like Iraq. Then there is the whole lying to the American people about WMD and smirking in the process as he reminds all the bigots in the country its all okay, cause "We are all sinners." We won't even go into the writ of Habius Corpus thing. Now he wants to modify the Constitution to define something we can find in Webster’s. I think the only thing to do is to have American minorities enact countermeasures. The LGBT community should declare him “Honorary Faggot”. After he has a few people want to keep him out of someting because of an attribute or label maybe he'll understand. While the gays are at it, the African American and Latino communities should name him “Honorary Spic and Nigger.” Hey George how do you feel about that you fucking Spic ass nigger faggot? By the way. Christ that great philosopher you admire, both bucked the status quo and was tolerant. Dork.