Chistmas Limmericks day 3

A prayer from a bowl fan.

Sweet Jesus, come back as a place kicker.
Be not skinny this time, be thicker.
Skip Santa, skip shopping, gifts and the rest,
Be savior for my teams post season quest.
--And in church, this time, skip wine, and have Liquor?


Old Santa had a stomach bypass.
He lost most his stomach and ass.
Said Comet to Cupid in grin
"How easy Christmas could've been,
had he had that thing year’s past."