Saturday, September 23, 2006

We'll he finally did it.

The latest milestone for a country at war came last Friday without commemoration. It came without the real knowledge of who was the 2,974th to die in conflict, because it wasn't one death on that day, or two.. or.. fifteen.

The terrorist attacks killed 2,973 victims in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania. But George W. Bush, started a war that has killed the 2974 military personnel. Not being happy with that, he managed to also maimed and wound another 18,000 or so. For the most part we accept the wounded as the cracked furniture in our suburban homes we can't part with or figure out how to fix. So we pretend they aren't really bruised or dented with stories about their former glory. The Iraqi and Afghani dead, are referred to as collateral damage, as if they were the savings account or asset we could draw down on, to repay for the American dead. But we already know George Bush flunked Economics 101.

A few months back, I wrote a poem about this whole situation. It seems as good a time as any to roll it out.
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On Sunday mornings, George Stephanopoulos does the soldiers “In Memoriam”

I study the names,
attending to the towns they are from.
Hoping most are from cities.
--big ones.
Because,
by convention of opinion,
a dead soldier from a big city,
is less crippling.

--Really,
the denominator of the whole is bigger,
they can pass in vagueness of the divisor.

The city won’t know who the soldier fucked.
Only,
That, at this time,
a soldier has been fucked.
And the prodigy of that fucking is an urn,
spilling ashes across a newspaper.

--Ashes to be bushed aside from formal blues,
As the city’s coughs during the tapping march of
earning,
buying,
and telling everyone,
“I’m the same cardboard you are.”

Soldier’s dieing from small towns,
Burn those uniforms.
Their dust chokes the lungs,
Stopping the whole fraction,
To catch breath,
in a parade,
to distract from our chronic asthma.

Friday, September 08, 2006

more metphors for my job

So,
I've been getting asked by various people lately what I do. Mostly this has been caused by hanging out with people from work in bars various business trips etc. I get introduced as the boss, or the kind of sort of boss, by people on loan to me.

I did realize I really don't do much. Sit on the phone, listen into meeting all over the country and say: "Ah, I think we should do this or that. "

In reality I run a software development shop. Some asked recently what that was like.

I said, "Like getting eighty gay guys to agree on fashion statements for more than a day."

They are all easily distracted by the latest cool thing."

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Pennance

At 7:46 in the morning the Lord called to me: “Stan, Jay, or whatever your name is. (For it is difficult to tell, as your immediate relative’s call you one name, and your friends and co-workers call you another, so though omnipotent, I am confused) it is time to arise, you have a wage slave phone call in 14 minutes.

I spoke back to the Lord: “But Lord, I have been out this past night, listening to Lesbians sing Karaoke and drinking of beer. I have not the fortitude to face the masses on the phone call. I have sinned. I beg your forgiveness.

The Lord spoke back: “Lesbians are okay. I only forbid men who lie with men. Chicks are okay.”

“So, I can roll over and go back to sleep?” I said unto the Lord.

The Lord spoke unto me: “And what else did you do this previous eve?”

(The Lord is forgiving and always gives a chance to redeem oneself.)

“Well,” I said, unto the Lord, “I went to see Robert Redford speak.”

The Lord, (with a bit of giddiness in her voice –I forget sometimes he is a she) asks: “Ohh….., Is he still as handsome as ever?” (The Lord has many tasks at hand and often looses track of some of the issues that time take in the world.)

“Ah,” I said unto the Lord, “He is a bit weathered by the ages. Though okay, I guess.”

I heard only silence form the Lord. Then, a small rumble of my house. The Lord spoke: “I can fix that, it’s been a while since I moved upon the Earth.”

“I’m sure the women of the world, and a few misplaced men would be thankful, oh Lord. Can I go back to sleep now?” I answered.

The Lord said, “Yes, my son, Stan, Jay or whatever it is. But as a penance you shall have to rise on Friday morning at 6:45 AM to participate in a meaningless corporate training seminar on how to plan your Microsoft Calendar.”

“Thank you, oh Lord.” I said, and rolled over and hugged the dog.