For those of you who had trouble understanding the Governator of Calofornya, and The RNC, I publish the following "edited" version

"Thank You, Thank You. I want to welcome all of you Republicans from the gurley states.
As you know I’m the governator of the Great State of Calofornya. We are the pumped up state. We are the state that lets gurley men marry each other. Cause we are not afraid of gurley men. Cause we are not gurley men. We are the state that doesn’t have a gurley economy either. We have the fifth largest pumped up economy in the world. Who’s economy is biggor? America’s economy, its not gurley. Its on steroids. Who else’s? Japan’s, its not gurley, but those big diapered wrestlers, need to pump some iron. Germany, not gurley either. I not going to mention much about Germany, or Austria for that matter. So I’ll tell you that after those two countries tried to get all pumped up, the Soviet Union picked on them. And who came to Germany’s and Austria’s rescue? That’s right, the pumped up men of America. Much like they are doing in Iraq today.
For all of you who don’t like America. You are all gurely men. Even you women. Well, except for the ones I groped.

1087 and 916 and then there were the Iraqis....

I watched some of the GOP convention last night. Lots of flag waving. You know, from they way they went on at times, you'd think the war in Iraq had been over for like five years and we were reminiscing about the great sacrifices that had occurred when we were brutally attacked by surprise. But of course, a lot of the people that attacked us are still at large, and Iraq didn’t have much to do with it. But there are a couple things the Publicans forgot to mention.

1087 soldiers have died in a war since is was declared ah…. Done.
And how come we never hear about what the total dead in Iraq is?
How many “Insurgents” as they are called died last month, this year, since we started this mess? Okay, the insurgents shot at us etc. But how many innocent by standing Iraqis died? I bet the death toll looks something like this:

Innocent Deaths from Al Qaeda since 1990 – 4000.
Innocent Deaths from America fighting Terrorism etc. - 25,000

Add it some Iraqis soldiers who were just sitting in the wrong place at the wrong time and its more like 250,000.

If you want to stop terrorism. Consider who you vote for.

And God, can’t you just tell John McCain and Rudy Giuliani just want to run for President in 2008. Neither one of them like Bush. But they’ll support him, so they don’t screw up their chances.

Front Doors

For those of you wondering what the progress of my house is. I have a new front door. A nice solid wood one, with side panels. It set me back a resonable amount of money. However, it has afforded me privacy in this house I have never had. I can now walk down my stairway naked if I want and get something from the kitchen. The old glass doors revealed all.
Not that I ever did that. Walked naked to my fridge. I was sparing the little old ladies of Elmwood Park, the disruption in there little walks with dogs and such. But I assure you know. I will. :)