Christmas Limericks

Scott (roommate/housemate) Scott, brought home a book of limericks the other day. We remarked that there are no Christmas limericks to our knowledge. So I decided to write a few. Here is the first one:

There once was a red dude with reindeer
He would drop presents from Kentucky to Zaire
He’d often remark during the flight,
"This would only take half the night.
If it weren’t for the wind drag from my horse’s headgear."


They may get a little more risque as the days go by. Be forewarned. :)