When I heard about the right honorable Terminator was going to run, I thought: "Hmm, it may be worth the $3500 and bumping a few friends for signatures, just so I could get on TV with Arnold."
I even started thinking about what my pat answers to the political questions were.
For instance:
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle do you agree with the President that we are all sinners."
Answer: "Hmm, the real question is: are sinners evil doers? The President seems to be pre-occupied with evil-doers. If we accept that we are all sinners (President included) his point was we can't worry to much about what each other is doing (I may be going out on a limb here for Bush's thinking capacity. A lot of times when you want to avoid an issue, its best to quote the Bible.) However, we only need to worry about sinners who worry about others sinners and decide to do what is God's work and do evil to sinners. They are the evil doers. Evil doers are a special kind of sinner which God let's us punish here on earth. Regular sinners we leave for God to punish. But in general I think God should punish the President."
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle I have a follow up question on that. Are you a sinner, or an evil doer."
Answer: "According to the President, I am a sinner. Who am I to question him? The only thing evil I've ever done is run for Governor. Though I think the determination of sin is not outlined in the Constitution as a Federal power. So its really up to the States to decide. But as Governor, I don't really plan to take up the issue of sin or evil doing for that matter."
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle, you are registered Democrat, so apparently you're running, against the current governor and as the leader of your party. What do you think of Gray Davis's Record."
Answer: "I think the governor would make a very boring record actually. It wouldn't go platinum or even gold. We need someone who can at least keep comic impersonators in business. My opponent Arnold for instance. He would be great boost to the Mom and Pop comedy shops in California. If we can get them going again it would contribute to tax base of California. If I'm elected, I think I would find a place for him in government somewhere."
Interviewer: "I have a follow up on that."
Answer/Interruption: "I have a question: do interviewers get extra pay for follow-ups? And how much do you get paid to stand outside of courtrooms and track homes in obscure places of the country and rattle off the same babble as the twenty men and women lined up next to you? Though I want to thank you for the revenue the commercial's contribute the to tax base of California. It really helps us fund all these bizarre social programs my party thinks up like: K-12 education. But don't get me wrong I like media frenzies, because the make you guys buy more satellite trucks and they have really high commercial vehicle licensing fees.
Interviewer: "Do you think the governor handled the energy crisis well?"
Answer: "You mean the power thing? Well, we have electricity now don't we? I mean its not being cut off anymore or anything. I think there are a lot off Republicans who lost there ass on PG&E, ENRON and a few other Energy Stocks. So they are mad at Gray. And somebody should pay for that. Figuratively, I mean. Lose their job. Probably because, Gray decided to turn the other cheek and just pay the sinners at ENRON etc. he became an evil doer. We already know what the President says we should do about them."
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle, I understand you live in Berkeley and are a little taxed on land had have decided to build a roof garden? What was you thinking behind that, and how is that project coming along."
Answer: "That project is on hold, while I run for Governor."
[ Fri Aug 08, 11:39:46 AM | Stan Pisle | edit ]
When I heard about the right honorable Terminator was going to run, I thought: "Hmm, it may be worth the $3500 and bumping a few friends for signatures, just so I could get on TV with Arnold."
I even started thinking about what my pat answers to the political questions were.
For instance:
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle do you agree with the President that we are all sinners."
Answer: "Hmm, the real question is: are sinners evil doers? The President seems to be pre-occupied with evil-doers. If we accept that we are all sinners (President included) his point was we can't worry to much about what each other is doing (I may be going out on a limb here for Bush's thinking capacity. A lot of times when you want to avoid an issue, its best to quote the Bible.) However, we only need to worry about sinners who worry about others sinners and decide to do what is God's work and do evil to sinners. They are the evil doers. Evil doers are a special kind of sinner which God let's us punish here on earth. Regular sinners we leave for God to punish. But in general I think God should punish the President."
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle I have a follow up question on that. Are you a sinner, or an evil doer."
Answer: "According to the President, I am a sinner. Who am I to question him? The only thing evil I've ever done is run for Governor. Though I think the determination of sin is not outlined in the Constitution as a Federal power. So its really up to the States to decide. But as Governor, I don't really plan to take up the issue of sin or evil doing for that matter."
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle, you are registered Democrat, so apparently you're running, against the current governor and as the leader of your party. What do you think of Gray Davis's Record."
Answer: "I think the governor would make a very boring record actually. It wouldn't go platinum or even gold. We need someone who can at least keep comic impersonators in business. My opponent Arnold for instance. He would be great boost to the Mom and Pop comedy shops in California. If we can get them going again it would contribute to tax base of California. If I'm elected, I think I would find a place for him in government somewhere."
Interviewer: "I have a follow up on that."
Answer/Interruption: "I have a question: do interviewers get extra pay for follow-ups? And how much do you get paid to stand outside of courtrooms and track homes in obscure places of the country and rattle off the same babble as the twenty men and women lined up next to you? Though I want to thank you for the revenue the commercial's contribute the to tax base of California. It really helps us fund all these bizarre social programs my party thinks up like: K-12 education. But don't get me wrong I like media frenzies, because the make you guys buy more satellite trucks and they have really high commercial vehicle licensing fees.
Interviewer: "Do you think the governor handled the energy crisis well?"
Answer: "You mean the power thing? Well, we have electricity now don't we? I mean its not being cut off anymore or anything. I think there are a lot off Republicans who lost there ass on PG&E, ENRON and a few other Energy Stocks. So they are mad at Gray. And somebody should pay for that. Figuratively, I mean. Lose their job. Probably because, Gray decided to turn the other cheek and just pay the sinners at ENRON etc. he became an evil doer. We already know what the President says we should do about them."
Interviewer: "Mr. Pisle, I understand you live in Berkeley and are a little taxed on land had have decided to build a roof garden? What was you thinking behind that, and how is that project coming along."
Answer: "That project is on hold, while I run for Governor."
[ Thu Jul 31, 04:12:26 PM | Stan Pisle | edit ]
Ok,
I spent lunch in the park. Turns out we had five people in the group have birthdays this month so we ran Chevy's in the park. Course, this is because the two women who normally do this sort of thing were the birthday girls, and didn't think anyone could do a good job. We managed. Afterwards we made fun of the Gray Davis recall. I'm still trying to figure out my brethern and sisteren Californians.
