The Utility Conspiracy

So, about a week ago I had a power surge or something. This knocked out my DSL line somehow. I mean it burnt out my router, and blew out my spliter and shorted out some telephone lines. I think my house was stuck by lightning or something. Its okay now. The tech from SBC came out, scratched his head a lot and rewired my phone system, gave me a new splitter, and asked me what happen. I said, I think God smited me