If John Kerry's hope

for an international solution in Iraq is a pipe dream, then George Bush's idea of demacracy by force is a pipe bomb.

Why Bush might win.

The reason we are pissed at Darwin
--Has nothing to do with his turn from God!
--Its cholesterol—
-- and high blood sugar!
Before the Galapagos, and finches,
we just died and went to Judgment.
Now, we can only eat butter once a week.
We live for that one fucking day a week,
when cow fat on Austrailian toaster biscuits,
activates some taste bud,
on ten percent of our existence,
and we feel the salt.

Helping the underdog

Georgie, Porgy,
Pudding in the sky.
You attacked Iraq
and don’t remember why.

Was it because –
they had WMD?
Don’t Iran and Kim?
You let them be.

Was it cause Saddy,
shared bed with Al Qaida?
I think, you think,
Its morphine for 9-11 trauma.

Smirk hard,
squint eyes,
and remember this fact.

Kim and Ran don’t bite neighbors,
Unlike Iraq.

If in the middle of debate,
you can’t remember,
recent history,

How are you going to get votes
from someone like me?